did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
on hbo’s official website, the “don’t have hbo?” box features jon snow
im stupid for laughing so hard at this
you don’t even have hbo, jon snow.
WILL HIS SUFFERING EVER END???? be nice to him hbo, catelyn tried to kill him with the pox that one time